Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Terry Pratchett

‘So you’re looking for the Rug?’ said the Grand Lama to Pilgarlic. ‘I think we can help. We have made a study of the Floor through our telescopes—’ He was ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Davy Ocean

“Aw, don’t you want to play no more?” I shake my head and keep swimming. “I can teach you how to hunt if you like?” The nerve! A tiny prey ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-07-14 | Author:Jerry Spinelli

HEARTS “I’M ONLY GOING FOR THE FOOD,” I KEPT TELLING THEM, BUT they wouldn’t believe me. Mom kept trying not to grin, and Ham kept saying, “Of course. The food. ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-12-27 | Author:Dav Pilkey

Find all this cool stuff and more at www.pilkey.com and www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants
( Category: Chapter Books October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:E.S. Farber

Seagulls Don't Eat Pickles "Remind me why we’re going to Lyons Island?” asked T. J. It was the next morning, and I had called the guys over for an emergency ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Stuart Gibbs

Excerpt from The Official Residents’ Guide to Moon Base Alpha, © 2040 by National Aeronautics and Space Administration: ROBOTICS As robots are an increasingly important part of life on earth, ...
( Category: Science Fiction October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-09-08 | Author:Howard Whitehouse [Whitehouse, Howard]

ZOMBIE TIP While zombie movement is slow and spasmodic (except when prey is within reach), evidence suggests that a recently zombified athlete or a ghoul with unusually long legs will ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-07-24 | Author:Guy Bass

But in truth, that was exactly what Stitch Head wanted. He wiped away his tears and got to his feet. “I’m sorry . . . I have to go.” “Go ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works October 16,2014 )
epub, pdf |eng | 2011-10-15 | Author:Geronimo Stilton [Stilton, Geronimo]

( Category: Chapter Books October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-05-05 | Author:AJ Stern

“I just drank some, silly!” “When you break something you get very thirsty,” I told her. “Really, is that a fact?” Magoo wanted to know. “Oh,” I responded, looking down. ...
( Category: Chapter Books October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-07-10 | Author:Jon Scieszka

When I went to the dentist for the second time, I was a little nervous. I had brushed my teeth every day, but I didn’t floss to get out decaying ...
( Category: Short Story Collections October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:Peter Nelson

22 “Abbie! Come in for dinner!” Mrs. Grimsley shouted down the sloping front yard, from the re-bricked front steps of the house. She turned and went back inside to set ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Kim Baker

28 The Invisible Barrier Sienna brought the plastic wrap, and following Oliver’s very detailed instructions, wrapped the sinks in the front two bathrooms before school the next morning. She stopped ...
( Category: Humor October 16,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2009-10-15 | Author:N. E. Bode

4 THE TEST THE KITCHEN HAD PATHS RUNNING THROUGH the stacked books. Mrs. Appleplum zipped around the maze. Fern and the Bone were sitting at the kitchen table. The Bone ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic October 16,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-03-13 | Author:Andrew Norriss

‘I’m fine, thank you,’ said Archie politely. ‘Who are you?’ ‘I’m Rawlings,’ said the tall man. ‘Head of Security. I’m in charge of making sure you get home safely.’ While ...
( Category: Humor October 15,2014 )